Sea Shanty

On April 18, she came out by the knife

twenty inches, eight pounds,

ten pounds of life.

(Away haul away the colleen's waiting shoreside to me!)

The woman's been dry for nigh a year,

So damn the cigars, let us all have a beer.

(Away, haul away, put your back into it, she's wailing, to me!)

Limmerick

Though he wants to, brother Colin can't hold her,

'cause he'll he'll doubtless grow rougher and bolder.

So be careful boyo,

Wrasslin's nae apropos

And she's a girl - she'll get even when older.

Haiku

A wise little man.

Colin - he contemplates life

With new baby girl.